youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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