let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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