at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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