i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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