i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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