its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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