so let's talk penis.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
