how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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