Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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