My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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