But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
We need to rekindle our bromance
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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