matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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