Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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