its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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