erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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