Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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