I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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