Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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