I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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