Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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