But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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