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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  "Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?

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  Haha how much did you smoke

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  4 feet of smokeee!

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• (315): View more from New York

  the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?

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• (408): View more from California

  By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.

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  that bad?

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  u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  How does one un superglue their foot to the floor

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).

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