I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
