Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
the raccoons are back...
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