Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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