WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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