It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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