you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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