So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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