I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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