I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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