belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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