Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
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Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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