so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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