Don't you send me to vm
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
organizing the empties. That sober.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
i think im in europe. pls send help
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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