I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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