Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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