Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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