kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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