Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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