Christians are straight up FREAKS
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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