Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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