thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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