I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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