we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
organizing the empties. That sober.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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