And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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