can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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