Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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