I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
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