I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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