She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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