he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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