So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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