fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
