i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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