I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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