Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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